I wouldn't ever do that.
I just got a tingle.
I'm gonna go get me some more of these suckers.
I'm gonna have a hard time keepin' up with Candy,
you know what I'm sayin'?
I'll be back.
Oh, look! It's one of them theme weddings!
Oh, ain't that sweet, Darlene?
That's it!
That's what Roy and I need.
What?
A theme wedding.
I'd be Dorothy.
And he could be that tin guy.
And we could have... midgets for bridesmaids.
Why would you dress up like that for a wedding?
'Cause it's romantic.
Well, let's see.
♪ And night... ♪
♪ Up in the clouds flying so high ♪
♪ You try your best to stretch your mind ♪
Come down here, didn't l?
Huh?
I said I come down here, didn't l?
- Yes, you did. - Yeah.
Now...you might have to twist my arm,
but...I'll go up to your room with you.
♪ Hate to put your two feet... ♪
I don't think you could handle me.
Oh, honey, I could handle it.
There's no doubt about it.
Well...
I don't think you could afford it.
What the hell does that mean?
It means I see your type come through here all the time --
all blow and no dough.
Is that a fact?
♪ Dream on, dreamer ♪
Let me show you somethin', honey.
♪ If you live to learn you'll be lucky one day ♪
See that? You know what that is, baby?
A shoe.
Well, hell yeah, it is.
It's also two months' rent.
♪ Over and over ♪
Well...
You see there?
Rent must be very cheap.
That was a really shitty thing to say to somebody.
♪ The old gray mare just ain't what she used to be ♪
♪ Ain't what she used to be ♪
♪ Ain't what she -- ♪
MAN: Okay, everybody, we're back.
She can kiss my ass.
Come over here and just take over the damn country.
Why not?
Well, fuck her.
She was a lesbian anyway. I could tell.
She ain't no lesbian. She's too pretty.
Son, there's all kinds of lesbians --
pretty ones and ugly ones -- there's all kinds.
She had lesbian energy. That's all I know.
Well, I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
I'll tell you, what got it all started
was that damn Gloria Steinem.
When she started that women's-lib crap?
It was her and Helen Reddy
and that tennis player that beat Bobby Riggs.
Let's don't forget Helen Gurley Brown.
You know what they do, don't you?
They sit around the house all day
readin' them girlie magazines like "Woman's Day"
and "Redbook" and all that mess.
- And TV. - Hell, yeah.
Start cryin' with Oprah all damn afternoon.
Then by the time you get home from work, shit,
they'd rather fight than fuck.
Mmm.
Well, I guess I'm a pretty lucky man,
because Candy has always had a very healthy appetite
for old Gunther here.
You know, I kinda...
I wonder sometimes she ain't borderline nympho.
But she ain't always as... wild and stuff
as she's been lately.
She don't always scream and holler like that?
She sure does.
- No, she don't. - Yes, she does.
No, she don't. I mean...you're kiddin' me.
No, she don't, does she?
You know, sometimes it can be downright embarrassin'.
Other times it can make you feel like you're Studly Do-Right.
You're the man. Know what I'm sayin'?
I got to pee. I'll be back.
♪ No parking on the dance floor ♪
♪ All right ♪
Shit.
"Psychic card reading...
Madam Zora."
Oh, come on. Let's go see what the future says!
- Oh, no! - Come on!
It's kind of scary. I don't like it.
Oh, come on!
WOMAN: This is very telling.
See, the queen depicts a strong slant to your feminine side.
Hmm...
Feminine side.
Could you be expecting?
I'm gonna take all of these.
I'm not takin' any chances tonight.
Hell, you know what?
Give me three of them Butterfingers.
DARLENE: So, are you excited?
ROY: About what?
About the pregnancy test.
Oh. I don't know.
I just don't understand why she thinks she is now.
She ain't even missed her... thing or nothin'.
Well, I'm gonna let you in on a little female secret.
Sometimes you just know, even before you miss your thing.
I'm not buyin' all that screamin' and moanin'
and shit you've been doin', just so you know.
What the hell are you talkin' about?
Don't bullshit me, Candy. You know what I'm talkin' about.
You're still mad about our little fling.
You're doin' all that shit for my benefit.
Doin' what?
Screamin' like a stuck hog with your husband when y'all do it.
But it ain't workin'. It's a bad acting job.
Who's actin'?
Well...all I know is
that you don't make all that racket when you and me do it.
Well, you figure that out, Sherlock.
ROY: So?
Well, I peed in a cup, on a stick, on my hand.
I got lines and crosses and...
...they all say the same thing.
Yes.
Yeah?
Oh, Candy.
No. Baby...
Did you hear?
Yeah?
Oh, can you hold that?
You mean we're gonna have a baby?!
Oh, baby doll!
Oh, I love you!
You happy?
Yeah. You?
- You sure? - Mm-hmm.
I love you.
I love you, baby. I love you.
I love you so much.
♪ Baby got to going on a southern train ♪
♪ Fired-up pistons drivin' below ♪
♪ And the whole vibration... ♪
Beer.
♪ Let's roll ♪
♪ Let's roll... ♪
- Beer. - Light beer.
Oh, my God! I won!
♪ My baby got goin' when the train hit the road ♪
Whoo!
Again!
I got 21!
♪ My baby's hooked on me ♪
♪ And as you can see I'm wild about her ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-oh ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
Oh, my God! It's alive!
- Where'd it go? - It's gone.
Where'd it go? Why is it flat?
- You think I can hear him? - I think maybe you could.
Oh! Aah!
Little sucker kicks like a mule.
- Hey, honey? - Mm-hmm.
Could you come sit by me for a minute?
Sure.
All right. Here's the deal.
I did pretty good tonight.
You know, gamblin'?
Won a little extra money, that kind of thing.
That's nice, huh?
And...I got this deal that --
Maybe it's not --
I don't know if it's down your alley or not.
It's just a...little somethin' I got, and --
Anyhow, well, there.
That's for you and everything.
I hope you like it. I don't know.
I'm not real good at pickin' shit out.
You know that.
Just, you know, a girl kind of thing.
You like it?
Lonnie Earl...
A bracelet.
It's beautiful.
It's not as beautiful as you are.
Close the door.
Oh, yeah.
I'll be right back. Don't move.
CANDY: Well, look at you two lovebirds.
Did y'all hear that earthquake last night?
Stop.
You want some coffee, hon?
ROY: You sure there's no way they could be wrong?
Hey, son, you better get in here.
Your eggs are gonna get crusty.
How's it possible?
I can't find any midgets.
Well, you might try under "L" for "little people."
ROY: Yeah, okay.
Honey, hurry up.
I gotta see if we can book that chapel.
Okay.
Bye.
I swear to God,
if I don't get any midgets, I'm gonna be so upset.
I can't have this wedding without midgets.
DARLENE: You'll have a beautiful weddin' no matter what.
What's wrong, honey?
Well, I was just talkin' to Doc Tuley,
and he just told me that...
He said I can't have babies.
That's funny. That's cute, baby.
What do you mean, we can't have babies?
No, not "we."
Me.
I didn't tell you 'cause I didn't want you worryin',
but I had some fertility tests done
'cause we been tryin' and weren't gettin' nowhere and...
Well, anyway, the tests came back from Little Rock,
and my tadpoles ain't swimmin'.
Roy, it's just a mistake.
They made a mistake because, in case you forgot,
I'm definitely pollinated.
No, they said it's a for-sure thing.
- It can't be a for-sure thing. - Damn it!
They sent the samples off to a dang laboratory.
They ain't gonna be wrong in a laboratory.
They gotta be wrong, because I can't be pregnant unless --
What was that?
What was what?
- That look. - What look?
The look you two just gave each other.
Oh, that was no look.
Darlene, I'm so sorry.
What do you mean, you're sorry?
I'm so sorry, Darlene.
What are you sorry about?
For God's sake, you looked at me, and I looked at you.
People can look at one another, can't they?
Not that like, they can't.
Oh, God.
Please...
Please forgive me.
Oh.
Forgive you for what? What do you mean, forgive you?
This is ridiculous.
Will y'all hold on?
Am I missin' somethin' here?
Oh, for cryin' out loud, Roy, don't you see?
This isn't Reno. This is "Melrose Place."
Huh?
My husband has been doin' your wife.
No.
Yes.
Ain't that the shits?
I think y'all are jumpin' the gun.
Shut up!
Oh, just shut up, Lonnie Earl! God damn it!
Quit acting like such an ass!
You blew it!
You're the one that got pregnant!
She's the one got pregnant. Shit.
You insensitive son of a bitch!
CANDY: Darlene, I know!
I'm so sorry!
He's an asshole!
DARLENE: He's an asshole?!
Hey, Roy, listen, I'm sorry, man.
You're my best friend.
Listen, you got to believe me.
This didn't have a fuckin' thing to do with you.
She's my wife!
DARLENE: Tramp!
Bastard!
Oh.
Darlene, please wait.
Darlene... Darlene, please wait.
Shut up.
Come on. We have to talk about this.
You're my best friend.
Best friends?
Best friends don't do that to best friends.
Enjoying your stay, sir?
Oh, shut up.
Okay, then.
I've known you since the third grade.
Just how long have you two been visitin' Sin City?
Twice. Just two times.
I swear to God, that's it.
What are you doin'?
Baby, we need to talk.
Not now, Roy!
Can't you see I'm tryin' to console Darlene?!
Oh, I don't want your consolin'! That's your husband!
He's the one who needs your consolin'!
I'm fine.
That's okay. You can go first.
Damn it, Roy! Show some backbone, will you?!
Why are you mad at me?!
Why are you yellin' at him? He's just tryin' to be nice.
Shut up, whore!
LONNIE EARL: All right, Roy.
Come on, hit me.
- What? - Hit me.
I got it comin' to me.
It'll make you feel better. It'll make me feel better.
- You're gonna hit me back. - I promise I won't hit back.
Okay, come on!
Oh, my God! Lonnie Earl!
Get off! Get off me!
Get off him, you bastard!
You hit him!
You hit me and then sleep with my wife!
And you hit me!
It was just a reflex action. That's all it was.
You really gotta keep it down in --
Get the fuck out!!
Yeah.
Hold on. Hey, listen.
I got a great idea, okay?
I know how to fix everything.
Darlene and Roy got to sleep together.
It'll make it even. It's like a dealer trade-in.
- You are such a sick fuck! - What?
Have you finally lost your mind?!
And if I wanted a make-up fuck, it would be with Tony Orlando!
Jesus, help me.
I feel so raw, like I haven't got any skin!
This is wrong. It's just wrong.
I know. It's wrong.
And if I could just wiggle my nose
Like Samantha on "Bewitched"
and make this all go away, Darlene, I would.
You'd probably call up Aunt Clara,
and Lonnie Earl would fuck her, too.
Hey -- Whoa. Whoa.
Hey, honey, listen.
Listen. Calm down.
Don't tell me to calm down!
Calm down. Let me go with you and we'll talk.
I don't want to be around you.
I don't want to be around any of you.
No. Darlene...
You're gonna need your eyedrops.
My eyes are just fine.
They're just fine. I don't need 'em.
Everything's crystal clear.
Please don't go. Darlene, wait a minute.
Hello.
This is definitely the shits.
I'm sorry, Roy.
You know what?
Sorry just ain't cuttin' it right now, Lonnie Earl.
Sugar kitten?
I'm in hell. I hope everybody's happy.
Friends?
Shit! Fuck!
Car number 5394, please.
Yes. You have a good day, too.
Darlene, wait!
You don't want to leave like this.
Don't tell me what I want.
I'm sick and tired of people tellin' me what I want to do!
God, I fucked up. I'm so sorry, hon.
We have to talk about this.
We're too close to throw away what we got.
What we got?!
We got a fuckin' mess is what we got!
And I had nothin' to do with it!
Yes, you did.
Oh, excuse me?
You did have somethin' to do with it, Darlene.
Hell, Lonnie Earl was cryin' for your attention,
and you refused to see it.
So he came to me to talk about it,
and I was just tryin' to be your friend, so I listened.
And before you knew it, he was spinnin' you like a helicopter.
You bitch.
And you call yourself my friend.
You're damn right I do.
In case you forgot,
I tried to talk to you about it, too,
and you kept tryin' to convince me and yourself
that everything was great,
that life was just one big bowl of cherries!
Oh, go away!
You know what? You're a fuckin' mole.
And I'm not talkin' about that thing on Cindy Crawford's lips.
I'm talkin' about rodents that bury themselves in the ground.
They got eyes, but since they don't use 'em, they can't see.
Come on, elevator.
Just go ahead.
Just run away, Darlene, like you always do.
Just so you don't have to face anything.
Shut up.
You've got the world by its balls,
and you don't even know it!
And you know why?
Because you're always throwing some goddamn Darlene pity party!
Mopin' around in those stupid overalls,
feelin' sorry for yourself, hidin' behind your kids!
God, you've got this prison built into your head,
and you just love living there!
Stop now!
No!
Wake...up, Darlene.
You've got a nice house, your bills are paid,
you've got healthy kids,
you've got friends who care about you if you only let them.
And, damn it, you've got a husband
who thinks you're worth fightin' for!
He so desperately wants to find
the woman he fell in love with.
God damn it, you could really enjoy life.
If you open your eyes, you'd see that I'm right.
All I'd see are your legs up over my husband's shoulders.
Oh.
- Don't go there. - Ladies.
The only thing I'm still wonderin'
is how a spoiled brat like you fucked Lonnie Earl
without your daddy's permission.
Bitch!
BELLHOP: No! Not in here! Hey, come on!
Roy, let's talk.
Oh, shut up.
They're gonna kill each other.
Hey, just a sec.
- I just need to tell you... - Stairs.
...I'm sorry about all of this.
- Later. - Roy...
Let go of me!
Stay out of it!
- Darlene! - Let me go!
- Get off of me, you bitch! - Why won't you just let me --
Oh! Ow! Ow!
I hope that hurts you like you hurt me.
Darlene!
ROY: Y'all stop it.
No! No!
No! Let go of me!
Get off her!
Don't tell me I'm goin' home!
Lonnie Earl, let go of me!
Will you calm down?
Don't tell me to calm down!
Roy! Let go! Put me down!
Ooh!
I'm with child, you idiot!
Let go of that. What are you --
Give me my wallet!
Give me my --
Is this what you want?!
- No, honey, please. - This is what I want!
- Give me that. - Bastard!
She's on her deal, you know?
Aren't you going to have the oysters?
They are aphrodiliacs, you know?
So, can I buy you a real drink?
Yeah. Yeah. Why not?
♪ You keep sayin' you've got somethin' for me ♪
♪ Somethin' you call love but confess ♪
♪ You've been a'messin' ♪
♪ Where you shouldn't have been messin' ♪
♪ Now someone else is gettin' all of your best ♪
♪ These boots are made for walkin' ♪
♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪
♪ One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin' ♪
♪ You keep losin' when you oughta not bet ♪
♪ And you keep samin' when you oughta be a'changin' ♪
♪ What's right is right but you ain't been right yet ♪
♪ These boots are made for walkin' ♪
♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪
♪ One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you ♪
Are you ready, boots?
Start walking.
TONY ORLANDO: All right, lay it on me --
♪ Oh, my darling ♪
ALL: ♪ Knock three times ♪
♪ On the ceiling if you want me ♪
Now you're talkin'. Keep those hands together, now.
♪ Twice on the pipe ♪
♪ If the answer is no ♪
♪ Whoa, my sweetness ♪
♪ Means you'll meet me in the hallway ♪
Keep it comin', Reno. Come on, now.
♪ Twice on the pipe ♪
♪ Means you ain't gonna show ♪
Oh, wait a second.
Don't tell me that beautiful lady's sittin' alone.
Whoo!
Welcome.
♪ Read how many times I saw you ♪
♪ I can see your body swayin' ♪
♪ You're one floor below me, you don't even know me ♪
♪ But I love you ♪
♪ Whoa, my darlin' ♪
♪ Knock three times ♪
♪ On the ceiling if you want me ♪
All right. I can't take it anymore.
I can't be alone.
I'm gonna throw myself out the damn window.
I gotta talk to somebody. You don't understand, Candy.
Ever since I was a little kid, I didn't like to be alone.
And I can't be alone right now, and you got to talk to me.
Let me sit here just for a minute, just talk to you.
I promise, I swear to God, I won't try to get that monkey.
I swear to God.
He's cheatin' on me.
- Huh? - Roy is cheatin' on me.
What are you talkin' about?
Can you believe it?
That asshole.
I saw him dancin' with some Puerto Rican skank at the bar.
I know he is.
Did she have a hairy lower back?
Yeah.
And long, black hair?
Uh-huh.
A little piece of deerskin coverin' her titties?
Yeah.
That ain't no big deal.
That's just this hooker that's workin' the bar down there.
A hooker?
I guess I said the wrong thing, didn't l?
He doesn't love me anymore.
No, that's not true.
- Honey, he loves you. - No, he doesn't.
My Roy is banging a Puerto Rican hooker.
I doubt it.
I think she's a lesbian anyway, hon.
She's not a lesbian. I saw her with him.
Oh, now...
You want to know why?
'Cause we're shitty people, Lonnie Earl.
Oh, baby, we're not shitty people.
- We're not. - We are.
We're not either, baby. We're not shitty people.
- We're not. - We're shitty people.
Hon, I was kind of here
- to talk about my problems. - Jesus H.
We're shitty people.
Why the hell did I come back?
Why don't you two just get a room of your own?
Or would you rather me just hang out in the hall and wait?
Why don't you come in, Roy?
We was just talkin' about you. Wasn't we, Candy?
Oh, yeah.
Well...
...did you do her?
Do what?
Did you...
and your hot-tamale Puerto Rican dancin' partner...do it?
For your information,
she prefers to be called a lady of the night.
I don't care what she prefers to be called!
God damn it! Queen of Sheba! I don't fuckin' care!
- Did you do her?! - Oh, now, you wait a minute.
How dare you get your panties in a wad
when the two of you started this mess in the first place?
I'm just gonna go back over to the room.
I thought you said you couldn't stand bein' alone.
Well, this ain't none of my business, really, you know?
Oh, the hell it ain't.
It became your business when she pissed on that stick
and turned the damn thing blue.
Okay. I'll stay.
I'll sit over here in the chair,
and y'all can just yell at me anytime you want to.
Abuse me.
Roy...
...you have every reason to be mad at me.
But did you have to go and find
some Puerto Rican skank to get back at me?
Lord knows what kind of diseases she might have,
and now I'm gonna have 'em!
Oh, sweetheart. Get back at you?
I wasn't tryin' to get back at you.
I wasn't even thinkin' of you.
And do you have any idea how good that felt?
How much does a girl like that run you, Roy?
God damn it, Lonnie Earl! It's none of your business!
I tried to leave.
I'll tell you...
she didn't cost me a damn dime.
And you know why?
'Cause she really liked me for me.
She thought I was a real good guy, you know?
And that I did not deserve a wife and a best friend
to do me the way you two did.
She thought that I deserved a hell of a lot more respect,
and, by God, she was right.
'Cause I've had it up to here.
I'm sick and tired of bein' treated
Like everybody's little punchin' bag.
I know you know what I'm talkin' about.
And I ain't gonna stand here and take it no more.
As of right now,
Roy Kirkendall is demandin' your utmost respect,
and he's gonna get it
or there's gonna be hell to pay, I promise you.
I'm gonna kick some ass and take some names.
DARLENE: I respect you, Roy.
Darlene, I've been worried sick about you, honey.
- Holy... - Don't come near me.
- God. - You'll spoil my aura.
Your what?
Well, can't you see it? It's all around me.
It's a big ol' cloud of self-esteem.
And Tony Orlando gave it to me.
Darlene, you look...
you look good enough to put in a J.C. Penney window.
Well, thank you, Bubba.
You met Tony Orlando?
No.
But he sang right to me.
You really did look pretty tonight, Darlene.
I actually felt pretty tonight, Candy.
Oh!
Rise and shine.
2:15. Breakfast time.
Up, up, up, gentlemen.
♪ Come on out of bed, sleepyhead ♪
♪ Good morning, good morning ♪
Rise and shine. Feet on the floor.
Good morning, men. Wakey, wakey. Hand off snakey.
I'm here on orders from Darlene Dodd.
Breakfast is being served.
Please join me, won't you?
Miss Candy... it's breakfast time.
Won't you join us, please?
Roy, you're gonna have the eggs Benedict.
And eggs Florentine, no coffee for the lady who is with child.
And this one is for --
Let's see. How did she put it?
The whore dog who sells cars in Millsberg.
Don't shoot the messenger. Okay.
The bill's been taken care of by you, Mr. Dodd.
I hope you've had a pleasant stay with us,
and I wish that I could say I hope you'll return soon,
but...I'd be lying.
Okay. Goodbye.
Hang on a minute.
Oh, no. Please. Don't give me your dollar.
I've been most pleasantly taken care of by Darlene.
She's quite a woman.
All right. Whore dog, all, good day.
I don't like that motherfucker.
I wasn't gonna tip the son of a bitch anyway.
This says "Meet me at the Monster Truck Jam."
ANNOUNCER: The question I have to ask now --
is anybody ready to see some monster truck racing?
Okay! Let's do it!
Hey, baby.
Hey.
Just in time for the big event.
Whoo!
Wow.
Look at that son of a bitch.
ANNOUNCER: We got exciting monster truck action tonight!
Honey, I know I've been an asshole.
I swear to God I'm gonna do better.
It'd just tear me to pieces if somethin' happened to us.
I'd rather get run over by one of them trucks than lose you.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to Reno
a truck-chomping, Godzilla-of-a-beast machine!
Give it up, Reno, for Robosaurus!
Whoo!
ANNOUNCER: So, what do you say, people,
We sacrifice a new car?
Yeah!
Whoo!
Oh, no.
Go, baby!
Lonnie Earl, so much for that Corinthian leather, huh?
Go!
Whoo!
He's gonna eat it.
Oh, no.
Lonnie Earl, how are we gonna get home?
ANNOUNCER: Tonight's fully loaded,
dealer-exclusive offering was generously donated
by a Mr. Lonnie Earl Dodd of Lonnie Earl Dodd Chevrolet!
Oh!
ANNOUNCER: If you can't trust Lonnie Earl,
who can you trust?
Let's give it up for Lonnie Earl!
DARLENE: I saw these two couples on "The Jerry Springer Show"
that screwed up a hell of a lot worse than we did.
And I figured if they can make up by the end of the show,
in time, maybe we could, too.
LONNIE EARL: You need any help with that, Roy?
DARLENE: But I guess life isn't always that simple.
So we all decided
we'd better leave what had happened back in Reno.
And while the baby issue's still stuck in everyone's craw,
Roy said that if he had to drop two grand at a sperm bank
to buy some stranger's seed,
he thought it seemed better to get it from his best friend.
We all just wished Lonnie Earl had made the deposit in a cup.
But you realize time heals all wounds,
and real friends endure tough times.
And that's what we are -- real friends.
Roy...
I wanted to tell you somethin'.
I love you.
I know.
No. I mean I really love you.
♪ Ahh ♪
♪ Love doesn't come with a contract ♪
♪ You give me this, I give you that ♪
♪ It's scary business ♪
♪ When your heart and soul is on the line ♪
♪ Baby, why else would I be ♪
♪ Standing 'round here so tongue-tied? ♪
♪ If I knew what I was doin' ♪
♪ I'd be doing it right now ♪
♪ I would be the best damn poet ♪
♪ Silver words out of my mouth ♪
♪ Well, my words might not be magic ♪
♪ But they cut straight to the truth ♪
♪ So if you need a lover and a friend ♪
♪ Baby, I'm...Baby I'm... Baby I'm in ♪
DARLENE: Oh, and good news -- Candy had a 9-pound baby boy --
The spittin' image of Roy.
Candy insisted they name him Gunther.
And after two more babies, there was no debatin' it --
Roy's tadpoles were most definitely swimmin'.
As for us, Lonnie Earl finally agreed
to see that marriage counselor in Little Rock.
And since then, things have been lookin' up.
I've been takin' a more active role in the family business.
And you'd be surprised what it's done for my self-esteem,
not to mention our sales.
I guarantee you we won't be undersold by anybody.
And if you can't trust ol' Lonnie Earl...
Then you can trust Darlene.
Hi, I'm Darlene Dodd
invitin' you to come on down to Lonnie Earl Dodd Chevrolet,
where you'll find the best deals ever.
So swing by Lonnie Earl Dodd Dodge and Chevy
and say hello to Ronnie the rooster here
or try your luck with Trudy.
Right now, we've got a really great deal
on a used maroon Suburban, so come on over.
And just remember, if you can't trust Lonnie Earl,
you can trust Darlene.